Saturday, July 10, 2010

Hey Mr. Gilbert! FYI!!

Attn: Dan Gilbert, Majority Owner, Cleveland Cavaliers


Mr. Gilbert,

Learn how to write.

And didn't your mama ever teach you that if you didn't have something nice to say you should just shut the eff up? I suppose she also left out the part about how whenever YOU, just you specifically, have something to say you sound like a crazy raving lunatic a$$hole.

Also, quotation marks are not used to emphasize the words which they are placed around. Look up Chapter 2: Bold, Italic and Underline in your copy of Microsoft Word for A$$holes.

In summation, you are a moron.

Sincerely,
Amy Benezra

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